What's a Man-Card?
A is a gift a guy can proudly wield. No flowers, no unicorns, no rainbow hearts. It is a card forged in wood, steel, spite and scorn. Guys don't want fluff, they want the truth. The cold, hard, bitter and ugly truth. And it's absolutely hilarious. Look, if you can't send a card to a buddy that says "I heard you're getting a divorce. Is it too soon to ask her out?" then he's not a true friend, and he's probably not even a guy. It's a wig, baby! And nothing says love like a woman giving her man a card that says "Thought I'd try one of those Man-Cards this year. Too bad I couldn't find a man to give it to." So if there's something good, bad, or otherwise happening to a guy you know, we probably have a for it. But in case we don't, you can always put your own cruel comments in it. Or even an image or picture. Or both! There's nothing like sending them that bachelor party photo they never knew you had and adding the comment "Don't you still owe me $50?" And if you can get your buddy to step away from the bar-b-que long enough to jump online, you can send him an electronic card for free in the section.
Now, our page offers the perfect gifts any guy would love, and the lay down the law which help every man adhere to the code. It's the perfect place to report a violator, which sends them a warning email reminding them of the infraction.
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